Session 5
The Line
Hudson - Why he is here?
Cora - Where’s Adaline?
Lucifer - On vacation.
Natia - Ohh anywhere nice?
Lucifer - I have no idea. Some Scottish hideaway.
Cora - Aww how romantic.
Hudson - I can take you a Scottish castle.
Cora - Nooo thank you. Please feel free to pack your suitcase and move there, on your own.
Archan - So we get to skip therapy this week?
Lucifer - Absolutely not. We are doing therapy the devil style.
Natia - 🤦♀️
Cora - What’s the devil style?
Lucifer - Tell me your darkest desires.
Cora - Did he just reference from The Lucifer show?
Lucifer - Nonsense, he stole it from me.
Cora - Wow, that’s quite the ego.
Natia - Yes, well that’s the thing-
Hudson - Dude, you’ve let that name go to your head; every second baby is called Lucifer now.
Natia - That would be all the males then?
Cora - That’s where you stole that line from, admit it. You are a wannabe Lucifer.
Lucifer - <Rises to his feet. Unbuttons his suit jacket, drops it to the floor, followed by his shirt>.
Archan - Brother, there’s no need for theatrics.
Cora - Is this naked thing a problem with all of you guys in the Hope Legacy?
Lucifer - <pure white wings explode from his back lifting him off the ground>.
Cora - Fuck me. 😮
Hudson - Holy Shit. 🤯
Natia - That’s what I was trying to tell you 🤦♀️
Cora - You’re the devil.
Lucifer - The one and only. 😉
Hudson - I need a drink.
Lucifer - Afterwards. We will first discuss your darkest desires.
Cora - 😂😂😂😂
Lucifer - What’s funny?
Cora - I just… you can’t just say that line and keep a straight face. You’re the devil.
Lucifer - Exactly.
Cora - 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Natia - 🤣🤣🤣🤣 can’t breathe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lucifer - at this point I’m not sure I want to know the darkest desires of you two. You’re nuts. There’s no helping you, I’ll tell Adaline my conclusion.
Cora - You will do no such thing. It’s the only thing keeping me sane whilst Adaline dawdles writing the final Hope book.
Natia - Pinky promise Lulu, I need this session with my girl Cora. 🥺
Lucifer - Fine, she’s back next week anyway. She can deal with your crazy asses.
Hudson - What exactly was this session about?
Lucifer - Telling me your darkest desires.
Hudson - <snaps fingers at Archan> Pay up.
Archan - He said it twice.
Cora - Nope definitely three times.
Natia - Pay the man, Archan, you lost the bet.
Lucifer - Bet?
Natia - Sorry, Lulu, we bet Hudson couldn’t get you to say that line three times.
Lucifer - What line?
Natia - Are you being serious?
Lucifer - What line? 🤨
Natia - Tell me your darkest desires.
Lucifer - <snaps fingers at Archan>. Pay up, brother, I got her to say it.
Natia - 😳