Session 6
Introducing...
Adaline - Let’s talk about sex.
Zee - Baby.
Natia - Let’s talk about you and.
Zee - Me.
Adaline - no no no. 🤦♀️
Zee - Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad-
Adaline - Stop. For the love of… <looks at Archan> just stop.
Cora - Who invited the freaky guy?
Zee - Have we met? 😏
Adaline - The session is about sex, I couldn’t keep him out.
Zee - I am the expert.
Natia - How? Of all the people here you’ve got the least amount of action.
Hudson - Even I got a fumble and a kiss.
Archan - Myself and Natia beat you all.
Cora - Yeah yeah big guy you got the big kahonas. 🙄
Adaline - If we can just focus for a second.
Hudson - If you’d care to inspect I’m sure I would measure up.
Natia - I can grab a ruler if you like?
Adaline - No rulers.
Zee - I am but a mortal, but I outman you guys. Get the ruler.
Adaline - This is meant to be a safe space to explore your sexual experiences and discuss if there is more you need from partner.
Hudson - I actually just need it to begin with.
Natia - <disappears and reappears a few seconds later brandishing a six inch ruler.>
Archan - Woman, I make you scream. Don’t wave that tiny stick at me.
Hudson - Right, is that for the freak over there. <Points at Zee>
Adaline - We need to get back on topic.
Zee - When you are ready to learn how to satisfy a woman, call me. 😉
Adaline - <Jumps up and points at Archan> You need to learn to not use sex to distract Natia and yourself from the bigger issues.
Archan - 🤨 What bigger issues?
Adaline - The apocalypse. <Points at Natia> And you, young lady, need to stop letting him. Take control. Tie him down and have your wicked way, it’s empowering and he’ll secretly enjoy it.
Natia - Technically I’m way way older than you, Adaline.
Adaline - You sure about that?
Natia - 😲
Adaline - <Points at Hudson> Stop trying to get in her panties and actual listen to Cora. Feel her heart, her soul, her love. When you stop trying to have sex, you’ll get it.
Hudson - Are you saying I have a one track mind?
Cora - You moved onto my property. That’s class A stalker behaviour.
Hudson - I did it to plug a weak spot on your property.
Cora - And I suppose you take midnight strolls outside my bedroom window for ‘security reasons’. 🙄
Hudson - I was patrolling the grounds. You were infiltrated by your own kind trying to murder you.
Cora - Then keep your eyes on the grounds and off my window as I prepare for bed.
Hudson - You could just shut the curtains.
Zee - Tease.
Adaline - Cora, it’s about time you let someone in. Stop clinging to the notion all men will hurt you.
Natia - 🥺
Cora - Fine, singles night at the house is in a few weeks. I’ll find a man.
Hudson - I’ll be there.
Cora - You’re not invited.
Zee - What’s your address, beautiful? ✍️
Adaline - And, Zee….
Zee - Yes, Adaline? 😘
Me - 🤦♀️ Everybody enjoys a flirt, but you need to find that special lady you want to dedicate all your flirting power to.
Zee - I don’t understand? You are suggesting I tie myself down?
Adaline - Yes.
Zee - No.
Adaline - Why not? I can write you a lovely woman.
Zee - Because all this <gestures down body> is too much for one woman. I want a harem.
Daphne - Dude, that’s my jam. Women aren’t interested in reading about one guy with lots of women. 🙄
Zee - Who the fu*k are you?
Natia - I thought she was like the refreshments chick or something?
Archan - Trust your mind to attribute the presence of a stranger to food delivery.
Cora - So who the hell are you?
Daphne - 😏