
Session 8
New Girl
Adaline - Good evening everyone. It’s been awhile since our last session.
Zee - you abandoned us.
Adaline - I did not. I was working on something.
Lucifer - My book?
Adaline -😬
Duncan - It’s mine, I’m her favorite.
Adaline - Um…
Cora - Wait your turn boys. I’m unfinished.
Hudson - Yesh, I definitely have blue-
Adaline - Okay, okay, I’m working on Cora’s new book. Plus something else.
Archan - (Appears out of thin air with his wings sweeping out).
Natia - Quite the entrance.
Archan - I was picking up the new girl. (Pulls out a wide eyed woman from behind him).
Natia - Who the hell is that?
Archan - Calm down, wife. This is Rie. She’s from the group.
Cora - Oooo a fan?
Natia - Like you need any more ego boost.🙄
Adaline - actually I asked him to bring her.
Rie - (waves) Hi.
Zee - New girl? Ooo, how you doin?
Adaline - Did you seriously just steel a line from Joey?
Natia - Rie, come sit here between me and Cora, otherwise you’ll suffocate with BDE.
Adaline - BDE?
Natia - Big d*ck energy.
Adaline -😳
Cora - Yeah we can protect you. Sit down, come tell us about yourself.
Rie - Takes a seat between the girls. Um, I’m not sure why Archan just kidnapped me from my family dinner.
Natia - What were you having?
Rie - Meatballs.
Natia - Next time we meet at Rie’s. The snacks in Adaline’s head suck.
Cora - Still doesn’t explain why she’s here.
Archan - Adaline told me too.
Adaline - I said - go speak to her, and give her an update on where my head is at with writing.
Archan - Mission accomplished. She’s in your head. You can’t get any more updated than that.
Duncan - Tell us about yourself, Rie.
Rie - Okay. My favorite color is black.
Lucifer - A girl after my heart.
Zee - You don’t have a heart.
Lucifer - Wrong, I’m missing a soul. But that’s another story. (Eyeballs Adaline) for Adaline to get her finger out her ass and write.
Rie - I also love red.
Natia - Now you’re talking.
Zee - Where exactly do you like red?
Rie -😳
Duncan - Stop it, Zee. No underwear discussion in therapy.
Adaline - That’s right, we made that a rule. Tell us more, Rie.
Rie - I love reading. Pride and prejudice is a favorite.
Zee - Like role play? Women in that era wore corsets and pantaloons.
Adaline -
Rie - 🙄 I also love the movie Date with an Angel.
Lucifer - Really. Do tell me more.
Zee - You're the devil.
Lucifer - (Stands up).
Cora - Oh no, he’s going to do the whole wing reveal thing again. 🙄
Lucifer - (Wings snap out and span meters). I’m the archangel Lucifer. God’s favorite child.
Archan - Were. You were God’s favorite.
Lucifer - I helped save the world.
Rie - (reaches out to touch the wing.)
Natia - Unless you’re ready to get your freak on with the devil, I suggest you don’t do that.
Adaline - Put your wings away, Lucifer. New rule - no wings in therapy.
Cora - I’ll add it to the list.
Rie - I have two children.
Zee - Married? Please say no.
Natia - bloody hell, I’m surrounded by one track minded idiots.
Rie - Yes, I’m married.
Zee - Damn.
Adaline - Stop it.
Zee - Who me? I’m just being nice. Do you plan on him being forever, or are you looking for your next one?
Rie - Forever.
Hudson - Ignore him. What do you do for a living?
Rie - I’m a manager.
Zee - Dominating? I can get on board with that.
Duncan - Married, Zee. Leave her alone.
Zee - Sorry, Rie. (Pouts and bats his eyelashes).
Rie - I’m also a writer.
Natia - Oooo another imaginative mind to play!
Cora - That’s so cool. You can come back.
Adaline - Am I being replaced?
Natia - Take a holiday.
Cora - Go write my book. Rie has got this.
Rie - Um, it’s okay thanks. I have enough on my plate.
Duncan - Rejection hurts. 😬
Hudson - It’s fine, Adaline created us. And like kids, she’s responsible for us. Right?
Everyone - (looks around the room).
Zee - She left.
Archan - You told her to take a holiday, I suspect she’s halfway to beach by now.
Natia - Damn it. Rie, you stay. We can’t be left unsupervised.
Everyone - (looks around the room).
Lucifer - She also left.
Natia - Damn it again. I wanted meatballs.
Zee - Always with the food, woman.
Archan - We are unsupervised… let the games begin.